. . . quite a lot when you must be faster than nimish. . . but you're not.

beaten out by nimish in almost every math question at academic thing, *grumbles.*

. . . with a slug on top!

consider the death penalty: the cold contemplation and planning of the death of an individual.  and so the american impassively watches the execution of another human, and thinks to himself proudly, "the world is now a safer place," and hence derives pleasure from legalized assasination!  and through the plotting and enjoyment of murder, he is as good as a terrorist.  good job america.

w00t!!!

wobster109: arnav!
StellarSupremacy: WENDY!
wobster109: where can i find a copy of AIME II???
StellarSupremacy: ALORS
StellarSupremacy: TU DOIS VOYAGER A UNL
wobster109: been there!!
StellarSupremacy: ET PUIS, ESSAIE DE VOUS HABILLER EN NOIR
StellarSupremacy: ET ACHETE UN MASQUE OU QUELQUE CHOSE
StellarSupremacy: OOH
StellarSupremacy: ET TU DEVRAS AVOIR UN RAPIER OU UNE EPEE
wobster109: s'il vous plait, parle en anglais???
wobster109: je ne comprends pas
StellarSupremacy: ER
StellarSupremacy: GRRR
StellarSupremacy: WELL GO TO UNL
StellarSupremacy: AND DRESS IN BLACK
StellarSupremacy: TRY TO BUY A MASK OR SOMETHING
StellarSupremacy: OOH AND GET A RAPIER OR A SWORD OR SOMETHING
StellarSupremacy: THEN AT MIDNIGHT SOMETIME
StellarSupremacy: CREEP IN
StellarSupremacy: SLAUGHTER ANY WHO MAY REMAIN AWARE OF YOUR INFILTRATION
StellarSupremacy: BUT DO SO SILENTLY, WITHOUT THE LEAST BIT OF NOISE
StellarSupremacy: AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF UNL
StellarSupremacy: BUY SOME SORT OF RADAR JAMMERS
StellarSupremacy: THAT SORT OF THING
wobster109: why do i even bother asking you?
StellarSupremacy: AND BLOCK ALL INCOMING/OUTGOING COMMUNICATIONS
StellarSupremacy: BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT IDEAS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHARE
StellarSupremacy: THEN ALL THE OTHER MAJOR POWER CENTERS
StellarSupremacy: WILL BE ALL LIKE WTF IS GOING ON AT UNL
StellarSupremacy: AND THEY WILL AMASS THEIR ARMIES OF TROGLODYTES
StellarSupremacy: BUT NEVER FEAR BECAUSE BY THAT TIME YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY A DEATH STAR OR TWO FROM THE RUSSIANS
StellarSupremacy: SO KILL ALL THE TROGLODYTES WITH GAS OR SOMETHING
wobster109: *sigh*
StellarSupremacy: AND GO GET HITLER
wobster109: thanks
StellarSupremacy: YOU NEED HITLER'S DEAD BODY
StellarSupremacy: OR REMAINS AT LEAST
StellarSupremacy: SO YOU CAN THROW THEM AT THE MONGOLS
StellarSupremacy: AND THEN THE MONGOLS WILL BE ALL LIKE AHHH WE'D BETTER GIVE HER A COPY OF THE AIME II
StellarSupremacy: BUT MAKE SURE IT'S THE RIGHT YEAR
StellarSupremacy: THOSE GUYS ARE NOTORIOUS FOR GIVING OUT THE WRONG YEARS
StellarSupremacy: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS
wobster109: lol thanks a lot
StellarSupremacy: WELL THAT'S THE REAL WAY TO DO THINGS
StellarSupremacy: OR YOU COULD ASK CRAYSHOT97

so. . . feel free to insult me through this:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=wobster109

in stats, we learned that if the calculator tells us r^2 = .98, we're supposed to write "98 percent of the variation in y is explained by x."  that was a semester ago, and i still haven't half a blue idea in a rainbow stats class what it's supposed to mean.  98 percent of the variation in y is explained by x???   if anyone knows, i'd really appreciate an explanation!

http://www.mathgod.com/mathcomps/interschools/fall2005/fall2005interschool-poems.pdf

Wait!  Now I can end these troubles of mine.

As I realize that three cubed is not nine.

---Andrew Ellinor and Nick Zhang, Lincoln High

If ever something was ever done

Let it be shown that all things equal one.

---Bao-Chan Do, Hillsborough High

Derivatives, I will admit, do fill

My mind with such a creeping, loathsome pain

One glance at them and suddenly I'm ill

"Why do I need to know this?" I complain.

---The Bolles School

I work here in solitude, it's just me;

Alone, but that's how I like it to be.

---Brian Clare, Deerfield Beach High

. . .who was the genius who decided little kids should sing songs about the collapse of london bridge?  where would anyone by any random chance acquire the strange impression that generally fatal calamities are material for nursery rhymes?

A BRIEF SONG CONCERNING TAMPA BAY

inching through the rain

in a one-lane bottleneck

over the roads we crawl

honking all the way

the radio roars

making people mad

how boring it is to wait all day

in a bottleneck

hot as hell

tampa bay smells

like some eggs with rot

glaring sun

is no fun

it's all we ever got

never cold

roads are old

computers are crude

three fat cats

are on our mats

fighting over food