May 7, 2011

• Inebriated

  Hello, world!

  Wobster109 is drunk. Typing is harder than normal. I keep frameshifting all my letters over by one, and everything is very difficult. I keep skipping words, and then I look back and have to erase things and try again.

  Nothing is where I think it is. My fingers are all slow, and it's making me a bad typist and a bad rock band player. If I tried to play piano, I'd probably be a bad pianist.

  Everything takes longer to reach my brain. It takes a few seconds to realize that the ramen bowl is hot. Because of that, I could carry my ramen bowl upstairs, switching the weight to a different finger every few seconds, because it took that long to realize the bowl was hot. I'm less precise in rock band. When the notes are small, I can't do anything at all.

  The biggest difference is that anything tactile seems further away and less acute. The touch at my fingertips is dulled, like there's a layer of padding between me and anything else. When I poke at my face, I don't feel it as much as normal. When I sit back, I sit back a bit harder than I mean to, but even so I don't really feel it. And also there's bit of lag between when I want to do something and when it happens.

  This is all very lulzy ^^

  • 4:30 am
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